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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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    StanleyOG.

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  1. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I wonder how I disable spellcheck .
     
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  2. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I wonder why they threw me off the marriage counseling website .
    Was it because my advice was to honest and to the point ?
     
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  3. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’m wondering when Rocky is going to report me again ;) Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
     
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      Report yourself like I do , I don’t have time to report others
       
      Truthful 1, Oct 3, 2022
  4. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Adult female Halloween costumes make me laugh. There is the usual sexy police officer and sexy angel and sexy maid. But there is also sexy Scooby-Doo (the dog) and sexy Gizmo (the Gremlin) and sexy lobster :p
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Those aren't Halloween costumes they're for sex playing roles.
       
      Ed Itor, Oct 5, 2022
  6. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I forgot I told this girl to go get a boyfriend and leave me the fuck alone, and she looked at me and said but what about you? My response was girls I like girls I don't want a boyfriend.
     
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  8. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    I wanna know what was in the tea? Must have been some good stuff. :p
     
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    If it was true that" For every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows", then even here in drought stricken California, we'd be up to our ears in flowers. In states that get a ton of rain, the flowers would pretty much strangle all life.

    Too much of a good thing, perhaps...
    (This lyric has always bothered me - just happened to think of it just now...)

     
  10. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Talking to my wife about my mouse which was not working right, undecided buy new, or look around for a few old wireless ones ( is the plural of a PC mouse, mice?) I had.
    During this Alexa interrupted and asked a question neither of us understood ..and we ignored.
    Next thing I see on my PC screen is an ad for a mouse..a coincidence or is she ease dropping?
     
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      Funny I'm not sure I realized. the term was "eaves" dropping...or maybe I forgot. I am getting older.
       
      Dearelliot, Oct 4, 2022
    3. Dearelliot
      So I looked up eavesdropping, comes from the German word meaning eaves drip or drop. An ancient ruling where you weren't allowed to build a building closer than 2 feet from the boundary of your property, so as not to have water from your eaves cause damage to his land.
       
      Dearelliot, Oct 6, 2022
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    4. submissively speaking
      I admire your dedication to this. :)
       
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    5. Dearelliot
      Something else: Punctuating the sentence before dialogue?
      Mona smiled at me, "Wait until I tell Martin about this."
      A comma or a period after "Smiled at me"

      Mona smiled to herself. "Wait until I tell Martin about this."
      A comma or a period again?
       
      Dearelliot, Oct 6, 2022
    6. submissively speaking
      Comma. :)

      And the period isn’t preferred if one sentence follows the other, but if you break it up it’s fine. Like it would read:

      Mona smiled to herself.

      “Wait until I tell Martin about this.”
       
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  11. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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    Forum sluts like me need less (timeout) time to answer people!
     
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  12. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I hate this manager for the Mariners, he's such an IDIOT!!!
     
  13. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    When a post is deleted for underage content why isn’t a post that quotes that underage post deleted ? The post that was deleted is still there for everyone to see when someone quotes it. It just makes no sense to me
     
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  14. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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  15. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I recently went in an adult Halloween costume store. It got my blood pumping.
    My imagination goes wild. I couldn’t afford all the ones I’d want my wife to wear. I saw one new one. Don’t remember what they called it, looked like a sexy Rich woman outfit came with a leopard spotted jacket. And then there was the mask section. Ahhh. Shame now a days it would take a lot of coaxing for me to get my wife to get one.
     
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  16. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I wonder Why can’t political have its own forum and move , personals to a sub form of games .
    I mean most people on personals or actually playing a game . Literally . Nothing is real .
    Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
     
    1. Jack Mine
      I don’t think anyone cares T1 honestly
       
      Jack Mine, Oct 5, 2022
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      Lol
       
      Truthful 1, Oct 5, 2022
  17. MikeNCali707

    MikeNCali707 Newcumer

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    I wonder if my dog follows me to the bathroom when I go pee, because I follow him when he goes outside and he just thinks that’s how it works?
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Nah, they look at it as a captured audience fo getting some Lovings.
       
      Ed Itor, Oct 5, 2022
  18. MikeNCali707

    MikeNCali707 Newcumer

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    There is nothing worse then being totally in tune and singing my favorite song as loud as can be when i am driving and the damn artist gets the words wrong! So annoying
     
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  19. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter has an idea.
    Lets test it out.
    Someone post a picture of an underage cat.
    A clear violation of the underage rule.
    Then someone quote the post and then report it to Stanley. See does he catch both of them.

    *Shooter would post, but since he's on probation and all ...................
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Sooo, you're advising members to post underage pussies and then have someone report them?
      You are so devious.
       
      Ed Itor, Oct 5, 2022
    2. Dearelliot
      I dont know what the age of consent is for a cat...
       
      Dearelliot, Oct 6, 2022